Fun phrases and corny jokes with a words of wisdom

by Jitendra...emergency contact (Cell: (732) 688-7841)

At Vision Driving School, we try to make your learning experience a fun..

We believe that students must look forward for their next appointment just thinking of driving lessons...

Here are examples of some fun phrases used by our instructors which also help our students remember things.

Before beginning teaching a fresh driving student…

• I wish I can drive.. and Honki Ponki teacher…

While chilling out with student to make them relax…

• Driving is fun.. Driving is all about Vision and motion.
• They stopped giving tickets in 2006,  if you smile while driving.
• Let my people go..

Teaching to seat properly and look properly..

• Tallest person cannot see the front of the car.
• If you stretch your neck to look, by the end of driving lesson, your neck will be longer, although it is good for you if you are a girl, can wear more jewelry.

 While teaching steering control...

• Don’t fall in love with Steering. …
• Hold it like you pick up a baby, strong enough so baby does not fall down, light enough so you don’t hurt the baby.
• Two hands together talk too much so don’t let them meet..
• If you hold it too tight, at the end of the lesson you will build-up your muscles.

Teaching Gas and brake control…

• Touch it, feel it and gently press it. …
• Giving is fun. ... You make people happy, if you make car happy, car will run. …
• Too much gas is not good for health. …
• You control the car, don’t let car control you. …
• If baby does not drink milk or medicine, what does a mother do, press the nose, baby open the mouth.

If the Student focuses too much…

• Keep your eyes moving or you loose all the fun…
• Where is the sale in Macy’s or Shop Rite? ...

Teaching to keep a safe distance…

• Car in front is good but not that good to hug ...
• If something you already pass safely is gone, do not think about it, look ahead, otherwise you will be unhappy. (Might hit something in front.)

Teaching alertness ...

• Quick glance in mirror like you’re looking at some one, you don’t want to make him/her blush!

Teaching to give signals..

• I will pay the electric bill, you give the signal..
• Wheel goes down, Signal down, wheel goes up, signal up.

Keeping the car in the center of lane…

Out of blue, not related to anything: (just striking conversation based on the interest of student..)

• You know Jessica Simpson? Bart Simpson’s daughter?
• In Kilmer Road Test, making a right turn on Gordon St. Do you remember, Lizy Mcguaire’s boy-friend, Gordo?
• Which one you like more, Jetsons v/s Flinstone?
• Read what you want to read, don’t read the way it is written, otherwise, you loose the fun.

Wisdom quotes and thought process related and comparison with real life.

For young drivers:

1. Education, college and driving is also a business. Focus ahead of time and learn quickly, save your time and money.
2. If you accomplish your goal two years later, what is your loss?
   1. Loss of your potential income you would have made two years earlier when you became a professional, which is in hundreds of thousands.
3. Advance planning, Spontaneous decision-making and alertness three good qualities of a Driver of a car and Driver of life.
4. Signals are the only way, you can communicate with other drivers. Remember, sending wrong signals can cause major accidents even in life.
5. Time and tide waits for nobody, driver's license, green card, social security, education, degree, etc. consider them as hurdles in life, get over it as fast as possible, you will settle down faster and will have more time thinking about future or fun in the life.
6. Definition of accident:
   1. Two people trying to occupy same spot at the same time.
   2. Thinking of Definition could not resist my self for definition of love I heard in the past by some of my philosopher friend:

“A sentimental understanding between two idiots.”